chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.
You’ve just got to try the site tiii.me! Created by designer Alex Cican, this minimalist cool tool allows you to calculate how much time you’ve spent watching you’re favorite TV shows!
Just go to tiii.me, type in your favorite show (ex: Breaking Bad), select how many seasons you’ve seen (ex: 5), and hit the arrow button. Bam! It will show you have many days, hours, minutes (ex: 2 days, 14 hours, 0 minutes) of your life you’ve used / invested / wasted. It also gives you the option to share your results on twitter.
The beauty of this baby is you can add more TV shows (ex: Breaking Bad plus Attack On Titan and Dexter) following the same procedure above. Now you’ll know how many days you lost in one year (Total time lost for the three shows: 7 days, 0 hours, 25 minutes). Definitely an eye opener.